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Topsy Turvy Freaky

in Confidential on 01/28/11

It’s weird the things that can frighten me now that I’m an adult.

I’m not talking about real horrors that could rob me of my sheltered life: terminal illness, family tragedies, natural disasters, Chinese organ thieves. That stuff, I can handle.

I’m not even freaked by “usual” weird stuff.

Clowns, for example. Maybe it’s due to my own brush with “clown culture” — more about that another day, perhaps — but I actually like clowns.

We used to watch Bozo the Clown on WGN every morning. (The Grand Prize Game was like Who Wants to be a Millionaire? for kids. Greed and avarice served with a side of Archway Cookies.)

Topsy Turvy dolls, however? Ugh.

Ignoring the obvious racial connotations of the above doll for a moment, can you understand the creepy?

[Shiver.]

The church I grew up in had a couple of topsy turvy dolls in the nursery. As I recall, they were not racially, er, “mixed,” but brunette on one side and blond on the other. I also remember I liked playing with them. Or at least making sure that shameful blond side was decently hidden.  (Yes, I harbor latent anti-blond resentments. Sue me.)

Somehow, over the last thirty years, I’ve come to detest these innocent dollies. I’m not sure why. Maybe it’s the expanded understanding of human anatomy that comes with adulthood. Or one too many conjoined twins documentaries on TLC.

Whatever. Topsy turvy dolls give me the willies.

Lest you misunderstand, I am not an advocate on anatomically-correct dolls for children. I think Barbie is just swell as she is — hinges, smooth mammaries and all.

But there is something about the-legs-become-the-arms-and-the-arms-become-the-legs-and-suddenly-there’s-another-head-down-there-where-no-head-should-ever-be-on-a-doll that just plain creeps me out.

I’m sure some people find it cute and endearing.

And they’re wrong. Gravely wrong.

Something about it’s just indecent. And a little predatory. Like Aliens or something.

“I have triumphed over you. Now I will absorb you and assimilate your lifeforce…”

The only time this kind of scene is appropriate is childbirth. And I still don’t want to see it. That’s why I pay an obstetrician.

But this is a doll. A doll. For little girls.

Why is there another head? Why????

Andy? What are you doing down there?

I think I’m going to throw up.

 

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  1. Lisa Supercinski Muller says

    January 28, 2011 at 1:14 PM

    I had one of these as a child, but it was a Little Red Ridinghood themed doll…one end was Little Red Ridinghood, and the other end was the wolf. There are all kinds of connotations about that!

  2. Anita @ GoingALittleCoastal says

    January 29, 2011 at 10:59 PM

    This was a hilarious post. I share in your creep factor about these. Who thought this thing up? And I do remember the red riding hood one too!

  3. Aimee says

    February 3, 2011 at 3:24 PM

    I may have to sue you. I had never heard of or seen these dolls. You have now scarred me for life. Who the hell thought of this and further, why do they keep reproducing???

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