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Actually, I do.

in Confidential, Dwell on 07/12/10

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There is one phrase, above all others, I cannot stand. One phrase — just six words of the English language — that sends my dander to an altitude topped only by my blood pressure.

“You don’t want to do that.” [1. Acceptable alternative phrasing includes, but is not limited to: “That’s a great idea, but in order to make it work, you’ll need to…” or “You could save money/aggravation/labor, etc., if you…” or “I don’t think you’ll be happy with the results, but we’ll do our best.” or “As You Wish.”]

It’s usually spoken by a subcontractor, or a salesperson, and is often followed by “because…” and a very reasoned, practical substantiation. But if I hear this phrase one more time in association with my bathroom remodel, I’m going to resort to violence.

Let me state the following facts for the record.

  1. I am not an idiot.
  2. I am not confused.
  3. I know you’re just trying to help.
  4. I realize you’re a professional in your particular field.
  5. But I am not, by any remote definition of the word, indecisive.
  6. I rarely have any trouble determining what I want.
  7. And hanging on to said preference with bulldog-like tenacity.
  8. In full knowledge of and despite the many obstacles it may present.
  9. So yes, I do want to do exactly that.
  10. Which is why I came to you in the first place.

So, subs and salespeople of the world, take note. Thank you. [2. Yes, I am this crabby today.] [hr]

 

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