There is one phrase, above all others, I cannot stand. One phrase — just six words of the English language — that sends my dander to an altitude topped only by my blood pressure.
“You don’t want to do that.” [1. Acceptable alternative phrasing includes, but is not limited to: “That’s a great idea, but in order to make it work, you’ll need to…” or “You could save money/aggravation/labor, etc., if you…” or “I don’t think you’ll be happy with the results, but we’ll do our best.” or “As You Wish.”]
It’s usually spoken by a subcontractor, or a salesperson, and is often followed by “because…” and a very reasoned, practical substantiation. But if I hear this phrase one more time in association with my bathroom remodel, I’m going to resort to violence.
Let me state the following facts for the record.
- I am not an idiot.
- I am not confused.
- I know you’re just trying to help.
- I realize you’re a professional in your particular field.
- But I am not, by any remote definition of the word, indecisive.
- I rarely have any trouble determining what I want.
- And hanging on to said preference with bulldog-like tenacity.
- In full knowledge of and despite the many obstacles it may present.
- So yes, I do want to do exactly that.
- Which is why I came to you in the first place.
So, subs and salespeople of the world, take note. Thank you. [2. Yes, I am this crabby today.] [hr]