Yes, it’s finally upon me.
I’m trying to handle this with grace, but to be honest, it’s a mental hurdle like I hadn’t anticipated.
Turning thirty has wreaked the same havoc in my mind as the Mini Van Block (that childish resistance to buying an ever-so-practical minivan because it might make me look older than I want to appear).
So I’m struggling a bit.
My friend Erin was kind enough to send me this collage, citing women over 30 who are still hot. Thank you, dear friend! I needed it.
But pondering the likes of Kate Winslet, Eva Mendes and Reese Witherspoon got me thinking along other lines. Namely: Are there women under 30 who look worse that I do?
Seeing as I’m much cattier than Erin — and it is my birthday — I thought I’d indulge in the time-honored pastime of insulting other people to make myself feel better. I lettered in this sport, so rest easy, you’re with a professional.[Keep in mind, I didn’t take the easy route and survey your average bingo parlor. I didn’t even troll the waters of the local university-level Women’s Studies department. These are “famous” women who’ve somehow or other made a name for themselves.]
First up in the Women Younger And Uglier Than Me category:
This is a product of simple math.
habitually-dishonest and debauched politician + embittered feminist attorney/activist = homely daughter with Stanford education
It’s all a matter of taste, but I don’t find her attractive. Perhaps it’s her adherence to roles featuring some type of decapitation, ghosting or mayhem. Whatever. Not cute.
Leaving Britney’s Mother Of The Year campaign aside, a couple of years ago, my claim of superior attractiveness would have been laughed off the net.
Younger than me and uglier than me. Yes, yes, I know. Hairier than me, too, but it still counts.
Hey, it’s Lisa from FBC…now I’m stalking your blog!!! BWAHAHA!
I’ve got to say, I think that Paris Hilton herself falls in the “Uglier Than You” catagory!
Happy late birthday! 30 was a wee bit hard for me too, mainly because I found myself thinking, “Ummm, am I supposed to actually be a grownup now?” 🙂